the devil

 you sicken me

 i'm often asked where i got my username. the turuth is i was once preparing a sandwich and i thought what if it was a girl or a female and so here we are

hes at my door help what do i do

 

barney from black mesa

 

 im really sorry about my absence everyone i was in aperture labs for a really really long time. i was kissing glados 8 billio ntimes ( shes very large )

stupid as fuck if im going to be honest